I’ve decided to take a break from relentless productivity to stop and appreciate complete and utter hotness. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my latest crushes:
SASHA ROIZ – Sam Adama on Caprica
OK first, just look at him:
Not convinced? OK, how about this one?
Um, clearly someone has season passes to the Gun Show. Wait, still not convinced? OK, I see those guns and raise you hot tattoos and really big blades…
Add to that the fact that he’s super talented, really smart, enjoys karaoke (from what I gather from Twitter), replies to Twitter followers a lot, and works out with kettlebells. *drools* Now, he plays Teh Gay on TV. I don’t know if he’s Teh Gay in real life, but it doesn’t matter. Because in The Cockles of My Vajayjay, where my fantasies live? He’s whatever I want – usually not wearing much but the fedora. And of course, the blades…
You really, really need to watch Caprica. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s a great show. Well-written, great acting all around, blah-blah… But come ON:
DANIEL TOSH – Comedian
OK, first of all, tell me you wouldn’t make out with this guy at the bar…
Yeah, I thought you would. I saw his comedy special, Completely Serious, on Comedy Central for the first time the other day and fell in love! Not only is he hot, but he is hilarious and sarcastic as hell, which is the world’s biggest turn-on. I could totally imagine walking through the park holding hands with Daniel Tosh as we make fun of homeless people and the elderly just before we go back to my place to bone.
But it would all be just in good fun, of course. I mean the making fun of the homeless and the elderly, not the boning. The boning would be serious, and real.
What makes him truly hot, though, is the cocky, assured delivery of the jokes. You can pretty much listen to all of Completely Serious on YouTube, and you SHOULD. But here’s a clip from some stand-up he did for EffinFunny.com:
He’s kind of become *gasp* my replacement Dane Cook! I’ve heard that his show, Tosh 2.0 on Comedy Central is less effective than his stand-up…but now I’m going to check it out anyway. Because how could I possibly ignore any endeavor undertaken by a hottie who does this?
Simple. I can’t.