So, you’ve bought all your presents (or maybe you haven’t, because you’re a procrastinator like I am), but you’re still looking for a little something extra? A stocking stuffer, maybe? Or just a little something more to say “Hey! I like you so much I got you something ELSE!”
Isn't it purdy?
Well folks, look no further! Consider getting your friends, loved ones, that office acquaintance you don’t really know all that well but think is kind of cool and she gives you all the office gossip and makes sure to let you know when the fresh coffee’s ready in the break room, and anyone else on your Christmas list a signed copy of my chapbook of short stories, On The Ground Floor!
Think about it: it’s an inexpensive way to give someone a gift that says “I think you’re smart, so I’m giving you the gift of literature.” Or, “I think you’re really cool, so I’m going to let you in on the literary world’s best kept secret!” Or, “Look, the Secret Santa rules said I could only spend up to $5, so here you go.”
If you order BETWEEN NOW AND SUNDAY AT 8PM ET, ALL COPIES WILL BE $4.00. Yes, even if you want them signed and/or personalized! (the $2.00 s&h fee still applies)
As an ADDED BONUS, I will GUARANTEE to get any copies you order out so they arrive no later than WEDNESDAY! (That guarantee is for the U.S. only – sorry, world!) This way, you can bring them in on the last day of work and give them to whoever you’d like, and you’ll have them in plenty of time for Christmas festivities with family and friends over the weekend!
So, be the cool kid on your block who’s totally in the know and can give the gift of short fiction by the best writer people have never heard of! Order a copy of On the Ground Floor TODAY!
And have a wonderful holiday season! 
